#In elementary school

[fannyyann]

if you've found yourself asking why matthew doesn't know what a pokeball is today, let me remind you that he's been OBSESSED with hockey his entire life

and isn't so sure brady had the same obsession at such an early age 😭😩😂

[capitalisticveins]

You are my sunshine

My only sunshine

You make me happy

When skies are gray

You'll never know, dear

How much I love you

Please don't take

My sunshine away

The other night, dear

As I lay sleeping

I dreamed I held you

In my arms

When I awoke, dear

I was mistaken

So I hung my head and cried

You are my sunshine

My only sunshine

You make me happy

When skies are gray

You'll never know, dear

How much I love you

Please don't take

My sunshine away

This song terrifies me and idk what to make of you sending it to me Mimi😭

[blowflyfag]

This guy is just me

[rainerghost]

So some of my friends (who are fans of tadc) fucking kin assigned me to some character that's just a bunch of shapes or something (I think the characters name was like Zooby or something I don't fucking know). This is my breaking point. I'm finally fucking watching it.

[jikimo-world]

"One day I’ll read to you"

[liquidstar]

If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.

[swingingfoxtails]

This is the same person

[voicebones]

still dont quite know how to draw odysseus but take this

+blank ver under the cut because bro pisses so many people off i cant make all the possible versions of this on my own

[charmabrasion]

wait this happened to me too wtf

[way2gosuperrstarr]

time is a fucking circle . i just realized the other day one of my very first fictional crushes as a kid was bumblebee (giant yellow robot ... alien ... thing) and one of the most recent is . the man himself . sun fnaf . a fucking . yellow(for the most part) robot . its come full circle man

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[batshaped]

the continued adventures of an internet user who was frozen in 2004 and defrosted in 2021: some things are just the way you left them

previous 2004 internet user comics are here: one, two, three, four, five; or just in my 2004 tag

[brodorokihousuke]

going to lose it at apollo being harassed in this japan-only 3DS background

[sedlex]

Oh boy, the commentator spent the whole day complaining that many gymnasts chose dark/depressing music...

At some point the technical expert, who's also an international judge, told him that maybe the girls were channeling the life of the gymnasts, who train 8 hours a day, 11 months a year, and pretty much don't get to enjoy their childhood/teenage/young adult life.